Happy Heretics Mis-Management
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HASHER SPOTLIGHT
PROBING SEX (P.S.) KNAVE
An interview with the Hare Raiser of the Happy Heretics Hash Hound Harriers, P.S. Knave.
You Had Me at Excuse Me: Hello, Probing Sex Knave, Hare Raiser of the Happy Heretics. May I call you Knave?
Probing Sex Knave: Fo' sho'. Thassa good.
YHMAEM: Thank you. Now, from what I've learned about you, you've been hashing longer than the Heretics have been around. When did you start your storied hash career.
PSK: 1993, Okinawa. I was they-ah, and the hash I likee.
YHMAEM: Indeed. From there you returned to your native Louisiana in 1995, took a side jaunt to Guam in 2003, then back to New Orleans until you came to Charleston in 2008.
PSK: Thassah rye-eye. Donn arahn and ore the briz.
YHMEAM: Ummm, excuse me? What was that?
PSK: Jess saiyah yeah.
YHMAEM: Okay. Let's move on. When you arrived in Charleston you filled the void left by our former co-GM Amkneesia Squared, both literally and figuratively. In fact, you live in her condo here in Charleston, don't you?
PSK: Yehah. Goo' tyme.
YHMAEM: I will say it's been a good fit. We've been hashing on a regular basis for several years now, the last thanks to you. What brought you to Charleston in the first place?
PSK: Ha ha, Chu-tahn wah they-are, and Shih Happeh wah lye "Cah dah", so I dih.
YHMAEM: Right. So Shit Happens invited you when he learned you were ready to travel?
PSK: Yah hah. Iss don aron ah mori an issah all aron in neh ron don.
YHMAEM: What? Is that even English?
PSK: Yah hah doh yunno da whir?
YHMAEM: Now, you work for the government. You must be able to communicate better with them right?
PSK: Ha ha fo' sho' ih whanna.
YHMAEM: What is that? F*cking Esperanta? That's like what twins say to each other.
PSK: Ya ha is no dor ahna popeero.
YHMAEM: That's it. You can go f*ck yourself.
(Door slams as YHMAEM leaves)
(Door opens)
BETTY ORGAZMATRON: Knave, why did Excuse Me storm out of here? He looked pissed.
PSK: Well, my dear, he's a right pompous ass. I'm afraid he was laboring under the belief that he was the more intelligent participant of our conversation. And I must admit I took great pleasure in frustrating the hell out of him.
BO: But he's the webmaster! What if he writes something bad about you?
PSK: My sweet, I am not affright. If he does choose to vitiate me, it won't be easy. All people have to do is visit me on Hashspace! My page is
P S Knave's Hash Space Page
BO: But is it really wise to dismiss him so easily?
PSK: Of course. His belief that people actually care about what he writes on the website is his second aberration. I fear his ego sets the bar higher than his talent can jump. I'm not concerned. I'll just make sure I direct him over another land bridge.
BO: Land bridge? You wouldn't! Blows is still pissed off about that. And Excuse Me was foolish enough to cross the water without it. Wait, is this yours, or did he leave his tape recorder?
PSK: Hmmm. This doesn't look like a tape recorder. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd say this is one of those new GSM transmitters. Mon dieu! He's been listening! Smash it, sma-
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Like any club, the Happy Heretics have to abide by Rules. Here are the rules:
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Rule 1: There are no rules.
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Rule 2 : See Rule number 1.
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Rule 6 : No
Poofters.
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Meet the Happy Heretics
*Note: Only Heretics who've actively hashed in the last year are included here. Past hashers are listed below.
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AMKNEESIA^2
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Broke her knee at her first hash with no recollection of when or how it happened.
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APPLE TEAZE
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Beats the hell outta me. I just work here.
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BIG BUCK BILLY
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BLOWS THE CANDLES
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Celebrated her birthday which coincided with the Happy Heretics 10th anniversary.
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BOBBY BOUCHER
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Drinks only water at the hash. Think Adam Sandler movies.
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BONE ABUSER
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BOWLS HER OVER
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Things happen in bowling alleys.
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CHOTA GIRL
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I was actually at the naming, and I still don't know why. Something to do with some Orgazmo movie. It means something to her.
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DEADBEAT YANKEE
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In real life, he chases down deadbeat parents and is a Red Sox fan. What better way to curse a Sox fan than name him Yankee?
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ALIEN ABDUCTION fka GAME COCK
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SWAT teams infiltrated his house after finding his car, wallet, etc. abandoned on train tracks, to find him asleep in his bed. Or so the story goes.
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THE GIVEAWAY
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LAY-A-WAY
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LAYS THERE AND TAKES IT
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Again, discretion in Circle, people!
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POSSUM CHOKER
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Was once in pest removal. And yes.
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PS KNAVE
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Cajun who's found more feline persuasion in other countries than we can name.
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PSYCHO MAGNET
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After his divorce, could not seem to find any woman not of questionable mental health.
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REVOLVING WHORE
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Three successive hashes bringing three different female virgins with him.
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SHIT HAPPENS, co-GM
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SPITROAST FANTASY
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Everyone has a fantasy. Some keep it to themselves, others tell it during a naming ceremony.
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STEP AWAY FROM THE CORN fka BAREFOOT AND STUPID
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Actual statement by police officer to her when effecting an arrest. Prior name for running a suburban shiggy trail, over asphalt, rocks, broken glass, etc. while barefoot.
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SYSTEM FLUFFER
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In real life, he maintains computer systems. Or, he "gets the system up."
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UNDERCOVER WHORE
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Pretty obvious, isn't it?
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YOU HAD ME AT EXCUSE ME
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Movie buff whose impeccable manners made quite an impression on other hashers.
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NOTABLE LOCALS
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JACKOFF
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Co-Founder and GM of Charleston Hash
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QUEEN LAQUEEFA
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Peach Fuzzer who has a talent. A very remarkable talent at that.
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SHOPS LIKE A WOMAN (SLAW)
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M2H3er who is now stuck here in Chucktown for awhile and is bringing his own special style of trail to the lowcountry.
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SPANK MY SPUD
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Peach Fuzzer who brought Queenie to us. And she loves the fluffy, white stuff. So much that she's gotta have 'em as much as possible.
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INACTIVE HERETICS
Alley Cat
Banana Popper
I Cum, She Goes
Cum Where You Can
Butt Sex on the Beach
Good Spill Cummin
LeTourneautrick
Likes It Everywhere, Butt...
Loves To Swallow
Pull My Pin
Toe Jam
Unlease the Hogs
Scratch-N-Sniff
Highway Handjob
Macho Libre
Show Me the Bitches
Wet Paperback
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