Who and What are the Happy Heretics Hash House Harriers

Happy Heretics Mis-Management

By The Hour Grandmattress E-Mail By The Hour	Betty Orgazmatron HareRaiser Email Betty Orgazmatron
Rusty Gigglestick HareRaiser Email Rusty Gigglestick	Vacant Beermeister
12-yr-old Giggle Gagger Snackmeister E-mail 12-yr-old Giggle Gagger	Vacant Hash Cash
Shit Happens Grand Master Emeritus E-mail Shit Happens	You Had Me At Excuse Me Webmeister E-mail YHMAEM
Vacant and holding Religious Advisor 1	YMC Gay Religious Advisor 2 E-mail YMC Gay * Mismanagement wants to make it clear that although designated as Religious Advisor 2, YMC Gay is in no way inferior to Religious Advisor 1. You may call him Religious Advisor A, if you like, or even Super RA, RA King, Dynamite Kid, or Chocolate Thunder. ** RA 1 would like to point out that there's a reason he is designated number one and RA 2 should just get over it.

What are these alternative names about? Check out our Link to Hash Handle.

MISMANAGEMENT SPOTLIGHT

BY THE HOUR
GRAND MATTRESS

An interview with the Grand Mattress of the Happy Heretics Hash Hound Harriers, By The Hour.

You Had Me at Excuse Me: Hello, By The Hour, Grand Mattress of the Happy Heretics. May I call you BTH?

By The Hour: Of course. As long as you don't call me bitch again ...

YHMAEM: Wait, what? What do you mean 'again'? I don't believe I've ever spoken to you disrespectfully ever.

BTH: You mean you're not the one that stalked me at NC/SC, played with my Lunas La Leche and then flipped me off when I expected a little oral reciprocation?

YHMAEM: Ummm, no. NC/SC? I was only there for a couple hours on the last morning, serving breakfast. I didn't have time to do anything or anyone else then. It seemed that everyone was still trying to wake up and get moving when I left.

BTH: So you did leave! You must be the one!

YHMAEM: No, I honestly don't think so. Believe me, if I had the honor of fondling the floating fun bags, I would certainly have remembered.

BTH: Yes, they are pretty spectacular, aren't they? For what I had to do to earn them, they better be fantastic right up until they lay me in the casket. Or lay me enough so I end up in the casket! Ha! You seem to be blushing, Willie.

YHMEAM: Umm, my name is You Had Me at Excuse Me, not Willie. I see by your bio on HashSpace that you've been hashing since 1994, both with the Charleston H3 and then the Happy Heretics.

BTH: Yeah, Jimmy, that's right. There was about a four, five, twelve-or-so-year-stretch where I was inactive, but I got over that. I finally was able to sell off the little side-business that I was doing and free up some time for hashing.

YHMAEM: Side business? Like limo driver?

BTM: Among other things. My beautiful friends and I were very popular, and we had many individuals hire us to accompany them to various venues. I primarily handled the accounting and overhead. Is that how we met, Randall?

YHMAEM: No, and it's You Had Me. We've been on MisManagement together for over eight months, I'm the WebMeister.

BTM: Webmeister? We still have a website? I thought we did everything on Facebook. Hey, do you do those things on Facebook?

YHMAEM: No, I'm still averse to Facebook, so Betty O and YMC Gay seem to handle the heavy lifting when it comes to that.

BTH: Oh, yeah, Betty and Gay. They're on the Heretics MisManagement. Wait! Betty showed me something on the internet one time... it was like an interview with her. Was that on the website?

YHMAEM: Yes, I try and do an interview of a particular hasher every few months. Betty O was the last one -

BTM: Are you doing an interview now? Is that why you're here, Yuri?

YHMAEM: You Had Me, and yes, that's why I'm here.

BTM: Betty had a picture up that was kinda kooky. What picture do you have for me?

YHMEAM: Well, I usually don't show the pictures, you kinda see it when the interview is published.

BTM: Oh come on! Let me see!

YHMAEM: Okay. Here's the pic. While I could find some that showed you in a playful light, I thought I'd pick one in a more authoritative pose.

BTM: Good choice. My boobs look great! Don't they look great, Rico?

YHMAEM: Yes, they do, BTH. They are very impressive in pictures, as well as in person. Now, you are actually the first female GM that the Happy Heretics have ever had, is that right?

BTM: Yes. When Shit Happens was looking to step down, he called all his friends, looking for his successor. Since all of them had caller ID, none of them answered. So he put some golden tickets under the labels of PBR bottles. Five of us found the tickets, and went to visit the magical hash pool. Turns out it was his hot tub. Out of the five of us, I was the only one who refused to get in, and thankfully, I was the only one not to contract gonorrhea. So I was the only one healthy enough to take over.

YHMAEM: Has it been challenging? Are you glad you did it?

BTH: Of course. While there were some challenges at first trying to reestablish the kennel's identity, we had some great events and it seems everyone was pulling together to make it work. I couldn't have done it without Gay, Rusty, Gagger, and especially Betty.

YHMAEM: Ummm, are you forgetting someone?

BTH: No, I don't think so ... Well, Shit Happens would call and yell at me once in awhile, and I guess he's still technically mismanagement ...

YHMAEM: Eh-hem. Don't you remember someone else getting a blue mismanagement dog tag at your induction ceremony, that looks exactly like this one I'm wearing?

BTH: Hey, weren't you the one that rubbed my rib bumpers and then pissed off before I was done? What's your name, John?

YHMAEM: For the last time, I was not the one who diddled your dairy pillows. Trust me, if they found their way into my hands, I'd have a hard time letting go. Speaking of going, I believe this is enough for the site. Unless you want to model your mountainous magambos, I'll take my leave.

BTH: You seem like a decent fellow. Is this what you're looking for? (Sound of shirt opening)

YHMAEM: [gasp] Eep. Yes. They're beautiful, bordering on spectacular. Thank you. Now, for some reason, I lost my train of thought. I think I need to sit here a few minutes and stare- er, concentrate. Mm.

[END TRANSMISSION]

Like any club, the Happy Heretics have to abide by Rules. Here are the rules:

Rule 1: There are no rules.

Rule 2 : See Rule number 1.

Rule 6 : No Poofters.