Happy Heretics H3 - A Drinking Club with a Running Problem, Charleston, SC

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BettyO's Birfday! - February 4, 2012

HARE: BettyO
WHEN: Saturday, February 4, 3:00pm
WHERE: Thee Southern Belle, Pittsburgh Ave, N Chas Map Link
Not really a trail, just a rumor that BettyO was performing, and then hosting a liquor-fueled lesbian orgy. Details forthcoming.

Happy Heretics H3 Pub Crawl - February 17, 2012

HARE: TBA
WHEN: Friday, February 17, TBA
WHERE: Location start will be published as soon as possible. This is the first leg of the Southern Hobo Hash. Map Link
Leg 2 of the Southern Hobo Hash will be the Charlotte H3 Stupid Cupid, and leg 3 will be in Fayettenam, NC, laid by the Trash. This is something everyone should endure- er.. experience at least once in their life!

Charleston Brewvival - February 25, 2012

HARE: Hopefully
WHEN: Saturday, February 18, afternoon/evening
WHERE: Joe Riley Stadium, downtown Charleston Map Link
The Charelston Brewvival is a beerfest held at the Joe in what is likely to be an annual event. The hope is that we'll have some trail associated with it.

Happy Heretics H3 Hunt Club Camping Hash - March 3-4, 2012

HARE: Bone Abuser and Swinging Who Who
WHEN: Saturday, March 3 - Sunday, March 4
WHERE: Campo Bono, Walterboro. More details and a map hopefully forthcoming. Map Link
Original Heretic Bone Abuser will be hosting this grand event on his hunting property in Walterboro. No phone, no light, no motorcar, not a single luxury. But there will be beer, bbq, beer, and good times to be had in the shiggy. Looking for more details here too.

Savannah H3 Green Dress - March 9-11, 2012

WHEN: Weekend of March 9-11, 2012
WHERE: Savannah. Duh.

From Savannah H3:
What's that you say? It's been months since you saw Savannah? Missed out on a
lot of the bars thanks to the constant flow of events? Your liver just recovered
from the damage of IAH??? Well it's time to re-visit Savannah for it's oldest
hash tradition.... In less then two months it will be time for Green Dress
2012...

If you haven't seen the event on Hashspace here is all the info to fill your
half-mind!

The dates are 3/9/12 - 3/11/12

This will NOT be the same old "69"! SavH3 will take you to all new levels of
debauchery, drunkenness, and public displays of embarrassment this year, while
keeping all of our usual tackiness. There's a whole new crop of fun hashers in
Savannah that are dying to show you the naughty side of Savannah! We'll still be
at the Masters Inn, riding on trollies and falling down on River Street. No
price increases anywhere either. It's time to hit the Goodwill for your raunchy
green dress, pack some condoms, liquor, lube and find some hashy friends to hit
the road with.

Rego is $69, here at http://www.floridah3.us/cgi-bin/register/register.pl?action=SelectEventForm&even\ and payable to savh3hashcash@gmail.com via paypal, or make checks
payable to Savannah H3 and mail to - 401 Punkin Bridge Rd, Savannah, GA 31407.

Hotel Accommodations (50 room block so get em while you can, at least 25 already
reserved) are available at Masters Inn for the low-low price of $42.95 per
night. If you've been lucky enough to experience the ambiance of this beautiful
hotel in the past, you understand what a bargain this is! Tell all your friends.
The mere fact that they invite us back every year should explain everything. Now
comes the fine print: You can put as many people as you want in each room, you
can NOT guarantee what kind of room you'll get, you can NOT be mad if Kid Rock
fans or homeless people disturb you, you can NOT throw jello shooter cups
everywhere and you CAN DO EVERYTHING ELSE! Call soon and mention "Green Dress":

Masters Inn

4200 Augusta Rd

Savannah, GA 31408

(912)964-4344

There will be an overflow hotel announced if it becomes necessary. Thankfully
it's right across the street so you won't miss any boobs!

All transportation, beer, dinner (Friday/Saturday), breakfast (Saturday/Sunday),
lunch (Saturday) and giveaways are included in your rego price, to include a
Friday night shiggy trail and the BEST AND BIGGEST Green Dress Pub Crawl
Saturday. Schedule to follow soon! Contact RV or Tequila with any silly
questions.

Charleston Rugged Maniac - March 24, 2012

HARE: Something will be going on
WHEN: Saturday, March 24
WHERE: Boone Hall Plantation, Mt Pleasant Map Link
The Rugged Maniac is an event made for hashers! Information can be found on a website that I'm still looking for.

Red Dress and Pub Crawl weekend - March 30 - April 1, 2012

THE GREATEST EVENT CHARLESTON KNOWS!!! Get the details here
Red Dress is in association with the Cooper River Bridge Run, and the Pub Crawl is that evening. Get the deets! Cum on out!

FUTURE TRAILS

Peach Fuzz H3 Green Jacket campout - April 6-8, 2012

Wanee Festival (Live Oak, FL) - April 19-22, 2012

Unleash the Beast, Cola H3 - May 5, 2012

A Message from MisManagement

The holidays can present a stressful, situation for all. The Happy Heretics do not condone the use of alcohol as a means to reduce stress or to cope with the pressures of society. However, if you have cold beer in your hand, what the hell else are you going to do with it?

Stay Alive. Don't Drink and Drive.

15th Analversary Hash - Jan 14, 2012 (T 220)
White Trash Chrimmus Hash - Dec 17, 2011 (T 219)
Folly Beach Hash - Dec 10, 2011 (T 218)
Hungry Hasher T-Hash - Nov 19, 2011 (T 217)
Charleston Cup Hash - Nov 13, 2011 (T 216)
Full Moon Hash - Nov 12, 2011 (T 215)
Scary Stones Pub Crawl - Oct 29, 2011 (T 214)
By the Basics Hash - Oct 22, 2011 (T 213)
IAH 2011 Big Al & Zippy - Oct 8,9, 2011 (T 211 & 212)
White Trash Hash & Bash - Sept 24, 2011 (T 210)
TLAPD SLUM Hash - September 19, 2011 (T 209)
Heeyyyy Leeetle Guuurrrlll Hash - September 10, 2011 (T 208)
Cum On Irene Hash - August 27, 2011 (T 207)
2nd Chance Hash - August 13, 2011 (T 206)
CLT H3 Redhead Hash - July 30, 2011 (T 205)
Rusty's Burfday Hash - July 23, 2011 (T 204)
Full Moon Hash - July 15, 2011 (T 203)
Be Our Guest Hash - July 9, 2011 (T 202)
The Other Pub Crawl Sux Hash - June 30, 2011 (T 201)
2nd Anal Amazing Hash - June 25, 2011 (T 200)
NCSC 2011 - June 11, 2011 (T 199)
Thesbian Hash - May 31, 2011 (T 196)
Charlotte Red Dress - May 21, 2011 (T 191)
Holy City Ape Hash - May 14, 2011 (T 188)
Royal Wedding Hash - Apr 30, 2011 (T 183)
Drug-bust Shiggy Hash - Apr 23, 2011 (T 178)
Sh*t N Rear Hash - Apr 16, 2011 (T 174)
6th Anal Bridge Run Pub Crawl - Apr 2, 2011 (T 173)
6th Anal Bridge Run Red Dress - Apr 2, 2011 (T 172)
St Pattys Survival Hash - Mar 19, 2011 (T 171)
Savannah Green Dress - Mar 12, 2011 (T 167)
Old Reliable Hash - Feb 26, 2011 (T 163)
VD Sucks Hash - Feb 12, 2011 (T 162)
All the Single Ladies Hash - Feb 5, 2011 (T 161)
Chili Con Carnal Hash - Jan 22, 2011 (T 160)
West Coast Bitties 80s Hash - Jan 22, 2011 (T 159)
Hard-on Hangover Hash - Jan 9, 2011 (T 158)
14th Analversary Formal Hash - Jan 8, 2011 (T 157)
New Years New Tears Hash - Jan 1, 2011 (T 156)
White Trash Christmas Hash - Dec 18, 2010 (T 155)
Gobble Wobble Turkey Slinger Hash - Nov 25, 2010 (T 154)
Hungry Orphans Hash - Nov 20, 2010 (T 153)
1st Anal Shiggy Bitches Hash - Nov 6, 2010 (T 152)
Charleston Douches Hash - Oct 23, 2010 (T 151)
I'on Cannon Fodder Hash - Oct 16, 2010 (T 150)
Bears Attack Hash - Sept 25, 2010 (T 149)
All-American Alley Hash - Sept 11, 2010 (T 148)
Tri-Pronged Rolla Hash - August 31, 2010 (T 147)
Full Moon Hash - August 24, 2010 (T 146)
Old Faithful Hash - July 31, 2010 (T 145)
Cola 600th - July 17, 2010 (T 144)
Ride My Ass Hash - July 17, 2010 (T 143)
Beer, Boobs, and Bombs Hash - July 4, 2010 (T 142)
Free at Last Hash - June 12, 2010 (T 141)
D-Day Downtown Invasion Hash - June 6, 2010 (T 140)
Rugby-Eating Hash - May 8, 2010 (T 139)
Coastal Empire Inaugural Invasion - April 17, 2010 (T 138)
18th Anal Bridge Run Pub Crawl - March 27, 2010 (T 137)
5th Anal Bridge Red Dress Run - March 27, 2010 (T 136)
James Island Zodiac Hash - January 30, 2010 (T 135)
13th Analversary Hash - January 16, 2010 (T 134)
Crimson in the Titty Hash - December 12, 2009 (T 133)
Blood Runneth Crimson Hash - December 5, 2009 (T 132)
Full Moon Hash - December 2, 2009 (T 131)
Hungry Hasher Tday Hash - November 21, 2009 (T 130)
Halloween Hash - October 31, 2009 (T 129)
Beerfest - October 3, 2009 (T 128)
Pre-Beerfest Lube - October 3, 2009 (T 127)
Firefly Vodka Trail - October 3, 2009 (T 126)
Blowing the Whore Hash - Sept 19, 2009 (T 125)
Knave Be Gone I Hash - Sept 12, 2009 (T 124)
Downtown Full Moon Hash - Sept 4, 2009 (T 123)
Virgin Lay Hash - Aug 22, 2009 (T 122)
Shappens is Old Hash - July 25, 2009 (T 121)
Bfort Ugly Dog Hash - July 18, 2009 (T 120)
Running of the Bullshit Hash - July 11, 2009 (T 119)
Jackoff's Farm Hash - July 4, 2009 (T 118)
Pre-Camp Hash - June 27, 2009 (T 117)
Daddy Day Hash - June 20, 2009 (T 116)
Mammarial Day Hash - May 24, 2009 (T 115)
Folly at the Beach Hash - May 16, 2009 (T 114)
1st Anal Amazing Hash - April 25, 2009 (T 113)
Island Hash - April 18, 2009 (T 112)
Bridge Run Pub Crawl - April 4, 2009 (T 111)
Bridge Run Red Dress - April 4, 2009 (T 110)
Wear Ya Britches Hash - March 28, 2009 (Trail 109)
Ides Eve Hash - March 14, 2009 (Trail 108)
12th Analversary Hash - January 17, 2009 (T 107)
Holy Night Orphan Hash - December 24, 2008 (T 106)
Full Moon Auto Hash - December 12, 2008 (T 105)
She Came Back Hash - Nov 22, 2008 (T 104)
Dead Man Hash - Nov 8 (Trail 103)
Going to Hell on Halloween II Hash - Oct 31 (Trail 102)
RW Campo Ranchero Hash - Oct 18, 2008 (T 101)
100th Trail Extravaganza - Sept 19 (Trail 100)

Amkneesia^2 AMF 2 Hash - June 7 (Trail 95)
Amkneesia^2 AMF Hash - May 31 (Trail 94)
Ugly Dog Hash - May 24 (Trail 93)
Full Moon Hash - May 19 (Trail 92)
Kentucky Derby Hash - May 3 (Trail 91)
Mt P Hash - April 19, 2008 (Trail 90)
17th Anal Bridge Run Pub Crawl - April 5, 2008 (Trail 89)
3rd Anal Cooper River Red Dress Run - April 5, 2008 (Trail 88)
Hash Trash for the Red Dress Run is Here.
Sullivan's Island Hash - March 22, 2008 (Trail 87)
Ides of March Hash - March 15, 2008 (Trail 86)
Leap Year Hash - Feb 29, 2008 (Trail 85)
Cola 500 Hash - Feb 16, 2008 (Trail 84)
Groundhog Day - Feb 2, 2008 (Trail 83)
Tourist in Downtown - Jan 5, 2008 (Trail 82)
Mt. Pleasant XXXMas - Dec 15. 2007 (Trail 81)
West Ashley Daytime - Oct 13, 2007 (Trail ??)
There are some more in here - I'll get to them
69th Hash - July 21, 2007 (Trail 69)
Lucky 7s Hash - July 7, 2007 (Trail 68)
Blue Moon Hash - June 30, 2007 (Trail 67)
NC/SC Shiggy Trail (Trail 66)
NC/SC Shooting Star Hash (Trail 65)
Full Moon Hash - June 1, 2007 (Trail 64)
C of C Hash - April 28, 2007 (Trail 63)
West Ashley Hash - April 14, 2007 (Trail 62)

16th Annual Bridge Run Pub Crawl- March 31, 2007 (Trail 61)

Hares: SHappens, Bone Abuser, Amkneesia, Lost & F*cked, Hollow Beaver, maybe more?
The greatest adventure the world has ever known. But don't take my word for it. Check out the Hash Trash Here.

West Ashley Hash - March 17, 2007 (Trail 60)

Mt Pleasant Hash - March 3, 2007 (Trail 59)

Jackoff's Farm Hash - February 17, 2007 (Trail 58)

Hares: Letourneautrick and Jackoff
I got nothing. You know, I'm going to stop including hash trash on events I can't get to. Unless someone wants to write in about it, this is the last that will be printed.

Full Moon Hash - February 2, 2007 (Trail 57)

Hares: I think Shit Happens was one ...
Several hashers came out for the Heretics' first Full Moon Hash. Of course, that's all I ever hear when I'm not there. No one gives me a sign in sheet or anything, they make me extract every damn name like I'm pulling f*cking teeth. Well, the hell with it.

10th Analversary Hash - January 13, 2007 (Trail 56)

Hares: Amkneesia and Hollow Beaver
The Happy Heretics rose to the occasion of their 10th year hashing by a blow-out trail not soon to be forgotten. Taking advantage of the stunning landscape, the trail passed over the great icon of the area: the Cooper River Bridge. The FRBs made it their goal to run up the incline of the 2-1/2 mile span, but to no avail. Beer checks at the top of the bridge and past the ghetto were mighty fine as the large pack made their way to Big John's, the official Hash Bar of the Happy Heretics! Once there, the pack enjoyed three beers on tap, including brown and yellow, as well as several pans of delicious lasagna and veggies. Circle recognized all those worthy for down-downs, including Jackoff, the GM of the Charleston Hash that empowered Shit Happens to splinter off the Happy Heretics.

Downtown Pub Crawl - December 16, 2006 (Trail 55)

Hare: Amkneesia
What better way to bring in the Christmas cheer than with a pub crawl in our own historic downtown?

Goose Creek Hash - December 2, 2006 (Trail 54)

Hares: Pull My Pin and Just Tina (now Spitroast Fantasy)
Many hashers appeared in yet another corner of the lowcountry. As the hare-list implies, Just Tina was awarded her hash name at this trail, and you'll have to ask her why!

1st Annual Hungry Hasher Potluck Trail - November 18, 2006 (Trail 53)

Hares: Psycho Magnet and System Fluffer
A great turnout for yet another annual function of the Happy Heretics. Over a dozen wizened and eager hashers gathered at Psycho's sweet bachelor pad and engaged in a trail unknown to the likes of this webmaster. Afterward, all gobbled and quaffed the donated victuals as if it were their last day on this planet. Speaking of which, has anyone seen System Fluffer since?

West Ashley Hash - November 4, 2006 (Run 52)

Hare: Show Me the Bitches and Macho Libre
It started out like a good idea. Run around the golf course. Cross the subdivisions. End up at the hares' house. But make that a 4 mile trek around the course, avoiding a shotgun-wielding landowner, and climbing an 8-foot high wooden fence, and you have an idea of what a Sh###y trail it was.

Downtown Hash - October 7, 2006 (Run 51)

Hare: Amkneesia
Hashers: Sh*t Happens and some others. The rest of which I'll fill in when SH gets me the run list. And that's about all I was able to learn about ...

Mount Pleasant Hash - September 23 2006 (Run 50)

Hares: Sh*t Happens
Hashers: Psycho Magnet, System Fluffer, Show Me the Bitches, Macho Libre, Barefoot & Stupid, Bone Abuser, visting hashers All Tongues, Thumb & 1/2, and Pussy Shaved, and virgins Just Sherman, Just Anita, Just Amanda, Just Nicole, Just Genelle, Just Brian, NFNM Steve, Just Maria, Just Katie, Just Sabrina, and Just Roger.
In a milestone trail for the Heretics, the pack all converged on Kmart in Mount Pleasant to begin a trail few have ever returned to tell tales about. At least, that's what they tell me. This reporter was listening to his daughter's angelic voice in Church, someplace most of these Heretics should have been instead of the debauchery they enjoyed. Giveaways celebrating 50 trails (about 15 that were different ...) were handed out and much celebration was had by all. And then I got the call to bail them out. Fat chance!!!

Old Navy Base Hash- September 9, 2006 (Run 49)

Hares: Sh*t Happens (logistical support from YHMAEM)
Hashers: Amkneesia, Psycho Magnet, System Fluffer, Just Steve, Just Nicole, Just Heather, Just Lisa
The majesty of the old navy base finally met its most recent humiliation at that hands of the Heretics. In addition to surprising those few individual families residing in the old military quarters, the pack ran the railroad that hasn't seen activity in quite some time, getting to the beer check over a bridge. While the beer wagon went on to circle, the pack discovered just how clean the tidal pools are on the Cooper River in getting to the most excellent site for circle: the multi-million-dollar park in North Charleston that no one uses.

Jackoff's Farm Hash- August 26, 2006 (Run 48)

Hares: Jackoff and Sh*t Happens
Hashers: Amkneesia, Bone Abuser, Macho Libre, Show Me The B*tches, System Fluffer, You Had Me at Excuse Me, Just Dave, Just Brad, Just Bob
The Heretics excelled through the shiggy trail surrounding Jackoff's Farm out in Awendaw, site of the 2007 NC/SC Interhash. Highlights include the water circle in Jackoff's lake, with the one real lowlight when Amkneesia locked Sh*t's keys in his car. Did we mention that all the BEER was locked in there too? And everyone else's keys? On-after was a most excellent cookout as plans for the Interhash were discussed. By virtue of his knack for attracting interesting women, Just Bob earned his new hash name, Psycho Magnet.

Isle of Palms Hash Trash - August 5, 2006 (Run 47)

Hare: Amkneesia
Hashers: Shit Happens, Bone Abuser, Jackoff, System Fluffer, Barefoot & Stupid.
After the appearance of some of the IOP's finest, the trail led around some of the most expensive houses in the area. Beer stop at a local watering hole proved too much for the rest of the trail and a water circle was almost immediately convened nearby.

James Island Hash Trash, July 15, 2006 (Run 46)

Hare: Amkneesia
Hashers: Shit Happens, Bone Abuser, System Fluffer, Possum Choker, You Had Me at Excuse Me, visiting hashers from G-Spot Wide Open House and Catcher in the Guy, Just Bob, and virgins Just Steve and Just Sophie. Fun shiggy around a busy highway that ended in a sweet pool for a water circle. Unfortunately, circle was cut short by the severe thunderstorm that cropped up, but on-in continued under shelter with vunderbar victuals.

West Ashley Hash Trash (Run 45)

Eight hashers dared the shiggy for one of SHappens' multi-mile trails. A visting hasher, Queen of the Pussies, joined up with the heretics and a few new people as well. The newest Heretic, Tia, earned her name that day as she stripped her shoes off and did the majority of the shiggy trail, over fences, highways, and broken glass, while barefoot! Welcome to the Happy Heretics, Barefoot & Stupid! On On!

Downtown Charleston Hash Trash (Run 44)

A warm afternoon, slight cloud cover, and cold brewski. Add that to the historical architecture that surrounds you and you have become what the world envies: a drunk tourist. On On.

Folly Beach Hash Trash (Run 43)
On a particularly balmy yet chill day, several hashers locally and from Columbia enjoyed the surf and sand. When someone who went tells me more, I'll write more.

Rvmson Invasion Hash Trash (Run 42)
Braving the ever-uncertain cloud cover, Amkneesia, SHappens, and Bone Abuser faced the members of the Rumson Hash. The short shiggy trail led to a wonderful afternoon of hash debauchery at Moe's Crosstown Tavern.

15th Anal Bridge Run Pub Crawl (Run 41)
Check out the hash trash here!

Pre-Crawl Hash Trash (Run 40)
On a brisk, overcast Southern morning, six hashers ran the trail laid down by our own co-GM Amkneesia. When the smoke cleared at the aquatic on-in, Just Mike earned Possum Choker and Just John became System Fluffer, just in time for the Pub Crawl two weeks hence. Refreshments of Corned Beef and Cabbage provided by Shappens capped the festivities.

Rainy Shiggy Hash Trash (Run 39)
On a rainy February afternoon, the hashers rose above the wankers on a shiggy trail through West Ashley. This jealous webmaster awaited word of the hash trash as his babysitter cancelled on him. Six runners came to join in the shiggy. And it was good.

Super Bowl Hash Trash (Run 38)
On a particularly balmy February afternoon, the Heretics thoroughly enjoyed the trail up and around the College of Charleston, laid down by our own co-GM Amkneesia. FRBs included the guest of honor Rumpled Foreskin, a visiting hasher of the Tidewater H3, and the virgin Just Mike. Shortcut kings were SHappens, Jackoff, and Bone Abuser. The Heretic webmaster Just Paul finally received his earned hash name, You Had Me at Excuse Me. (Check out the webcast on the NCSC password page to find out why!)

On-In included some mighty fine spicy barbecue meatballs and a variety of excellent beverages. On-After resumed at SHappens' house to enjoy the Super Bowl.